Jesus Christ Llama


rabioheab:

my dog was supposed to be a police dog but he failed the training for it because he was too much of a wimp. the trainers said that when he was supposed to be attacking dummies he’d run up to them and roll over and wag his tail and they also said he was the worst failure they’d ever seen 

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  #PUPPY

vermofftiss:

There are people with a weak sense of humour.

There are people who miss golden opportunities.

And then there is George Takei.

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otterly-riddikulus:

look at this snape i found

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it seems normal but then

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what is this

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turn to page 394 motherfucker

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cats-are-true-love:

He KNOWS he’s not supposed to touch the nightstand cause he knocks stuff off. Now he’s just mocking me.

  #KITTY

drawnbyregina:

Sometimes Sherlock wakes up to find John watching him sleep. He still gets shy when he sees it. Maybe even blushes a bit.

forgodssakejohn asked: Headcanon: Mike Stamford wasn't in Series 2&3 because he will only come back in Series 5 when John is in a relationship with Sherlock and talks to Mike and says "I'm thinking about marriage" and Mike responds with "You're the second person to say that to me today" and John will ask "Who was the first?" AND CUT to Sherlock buying an engagement ring.

wsswatson:

OH MY GOD THAT WOULD BE SO SO PERFECT I’M GONNA CRY

Anonymous asked: Greg orders two desserts and Mycroft refuses to eat his, so Greg has them both and ends up with a tummyache. He tries his hardest not to show it, but Mycroft knows. And they cuddle together and Mycroft rubs Greg's tummy. It prompts a long discussion on the couch about Mycroft's insecurity and why he feels that way. Greg assures him that he's beautiful.

communionnimrod:

Anything about them having a long talk about the things that bother Mycroft and make him feel insecure is always amazingly sweet.  Because it’s those times where he gets to see Greg’s unwavering love and adoration for him.  How he’s attracted to him always.  Slowly, one by one, Greg can help to break down those insecurities.  Maybe not completely, and maybe not all the time, but enough.  Because Mycroft feels loved and desired like he never has before.

That doesn’t stop him from still being very strict with his diet, of course.

"Mycake, the croft is- oh fuck."

—Greg after four hours of sleep.

teabeforewar:

Yes, MothJohn, bodies are clues.

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

Life hack: date a guy who’s tall enough to always be looking at you from the same angle you take selfies from