my dog was supposed to be a police dog but he failed the training for it because he was too much of a wimp. the trainers said that when he was supposed to be attacking dummies he’d run up to them and roll over and wag his tail and they also said he was the worst failure they’d ever seen
There are people with a weak sense of humour.
There are people who miss golden opportunities.
And then there is George Takei.
look at this snape i found
it seems normal but then
what is this
turn to page 394 motherfucker
He KNOWS he’s not supposed to touch the nightstand cause he knocks stuff off. Now he’s just mocking me.
Sometimes Sherlock wakes up to find John watching him sleep. He still gets shy when he sees it. Maybe even blushes a bit.
OH MY GOD THAT WOULD BE SO SO PERFECT I’M GONNA CRY
Anything about them having a long talk about the things that bother Mycroft and make him feel insecure is always amazingly sweet. Because it’s those times where he gets to see Greg’s unwavering love and adoration for him. How he’s attracted to him always. Slowly, one by one, Greg can help to break down those insecurities. Maybe not completely, and maybe not all the time, but enough. Because Mycroft feels loved and desired like he never has before.
That doesn’t stop him from still being very strict with his diet, of course.
Life hack: date a guy who’s tall enough to always be looking at you from the same angle you take selfies from